Personally, I like music.

It makes me happy. It makes me want to kiss babies and frolic in the sunshine and dandelions. The way it makes me feel its somewhat euphoric.

I also like Free. There is a little saying like to live my life by, and it goes a little something like this. .. The best things in life are free… especially when they are things… not shitty emotions like love

So naturally, when Free and music get together and have freaky unprotected sex… beautiful love children are born.

One such lovechild, is the newly revamped Ozzfest. You might remember ozzy ozbourn from his coked out sitcome on MTV, which had low points like hilarious dog shit jokes and ozzy getting bullied by his own children.

Well, He's Back! and he's about to blow your mind.

As huge concerts grow and progress in their lifespan, they attract larger and larger names. Thusly, they charge larger and larger ticket prices.

Ozzy looked ticket prices square in the eye and said "effuuggg tuuuoou"

which i think is fuck you, although it could be smug tofu or rug shoe. I could never understand that crazy bastard

Thats right, Ozzy is charging absolutely nothing to get into his annual Ozzfest. Rather than make the people attending pay the money, he has decided to jack up advertising and sell every square inch of space on the stage.

Bravo Ozzy. Free music kicks ass. hopefully this is a trend, so i don't have to start selling organs every time i want to see the Wu-tang clan or Weezer.

Free is the new expensive

Andrew "Aleon" Leon

http://www.myspace.com/mcleon

-I'm OUT