Every square inch of me wants to make a crack about how Keanu Reeves can dodge a bullet, But he cant dodge the papparazi. Maybe some wise ass remark about how he can Stop Time, but he can’t stop a lawsuit.

But I Can’t.

Truth be told, I feel bad for the guy.

It’s gotta be ass having to deal with people all in your shit all the time.  I’m a private person by nature, so to have someone interested in every little thing I ever did, would drive me insane.

To be honest, I would probably have fun with it. I’m a big practical joker; so to have unsuspecting photographers who piss me off all the time would be cool on some level. Although I would probably end up with a lawsuit or two myself…

But I digress.

Keanu is the Fuckin ONE, I mean, how Bad could he be? Then again, Bill and Ted did show his darker side… Well, we’ll have to see how this plays out in the days to come.

I heard that the Photograper he hit is taking blue pills to ease the Pain. (get it? Ehh, Ehh?)

Andrew “Aleon” Leon

-I’m Out