Eddie Murphy insists that Melanie Brown’s baby is not his — but she’s still giving the child his name, calling the girl Angel Iris Murphy Brown. “Mel (the artist formerly known as Scary Spice) was really distraught and humiliated by the way Eddie has treated her,” a source tells the London Mirror. “She went through the agony of arranging a DNA test when the baby was born and now giving the child his surname is her way of telling the world Angel is his child.”

What a dick. Rule number one for having an illegitimate child: Never let the media hear about it. They teach you this in being a hollywood dickhead 101. It's common knowledge. If you are going to fuck around, be prepared for the consequences. Eddie needs to fess up and stop being such a Wilt Chamberlain.

-Aleon