Oscar de La Hoya Vs Floyd Mayweather

After Christmas, There are Sales………..Lots of em.

So many in fact, that my father decided to go out and buy a Television. The thing is, he didn't just buy your average Television. He bought a sixty freakin two inch HDTV. Skip ahead to last Saturday, and guess whats on TV.

Boxing…. in High Definition.

I'm not talking just any old boxing, i'm talking, (And i do quote)

Oscar de La Hoya Vs Floyd Mayweather, The fight thats going to save boxing!

Well shit, we gotta order that. 60 bucks is a small price to pay for such a monumental battle..

Ok round one…. 4 punches are thrown…. nothing is happening. I start picking people out of the audience, oh snap, george lopez…. Leonardo Dicaprio, Jim Carey… DING DING DING… rounds over

Round 2-11 The announcers wont shut up about De la hoya's Jab. Despite the fact that i dont watch boxing much, I'm CONVINCED that if he could only jab a little more, he would be able to win the fight…

Round 12, i start looking forward to Michael buffer announcing the call… i keep thinking that if i ever get married, I want Michael Buffer to be the Pastor. LLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GEEENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS…. WE ARE GATHERED…. HERE TODAY TO WED THESE TWO PEOPLE IN HOLY MATRRRRRRIMONY!!!!  ( I would ask him to roll the R, you know, like when he says, Je-seus EL Saviorrrrrrrrrrr CHRIST)

Anyway, i don't want to drag on forever, not really saying anything and never throwing a punch and being a little bit of a bitch by wearing a sombrero to mock the crowd, and having 50 cent in my entourage…. err wait, thats not me.

my bad.

point is, its was a super lame fight, nobody cares who won because there was no drama, and it may have killed boxing….

nuff said,

-Andrew Leon 

EDIT 5:30 Monday

1. Greyscalemusic Says:
   May 7th, 2007 at 6:18 pm e

   Hey man, Mayweather was just a lil too quick for ya boy, De La Hoya. He’s a technical boxer who technically won the fight, by decision, holla!

   G.S.M.

2. Andrew "Aleon" Leon Says:
   May 7th, 2007 at 6:27 pm e

   oh shit yeah he won,

   there was no doubt in my mind that he was going to win when the fight ended. He just picked De la Hoya Apart. I still think that he was a bitch who avoided confrontation… Tell me how good is it for A sport of Dramatics to have a Prancing Fairy who Talks like he’s Jesus AS THE WORLD CHAMPION. Nobody cares nobody likes him….

   just like my boy Steve said…
   it’s lonely at the top…

   holla