Paris Hilton is going to jail. Simple as that. For one and one half months, she will be eating bad food, wearing a uniform, and sleeping on a cot, JUST

LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE! why you may ask? Because she broke the law and needs to be punished JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.

However, Despite the fact that she has clearly broken the law, she is still seeking the "Imacelebrityimbetterthanthecommonpersonthatshawt" way out of this. 

The hotel heiress appealed to her fans to sign a petition after she was sentenced to 45 days in jail for driving with a suspended license and sent it to the actor-turned-politician.

The governor's press secretary, Aaron McLear, said: "The petition will be treated no differently than any other request filed to the governor's office.

"The governor only acts in extraordinary circumstances."

Personally, this in-FURIATES me. Rather than go,

"Hey, you know what… I'M sorry. I made a mistake but i hope that after this experience i will be a better person. Ive learned that you cant give the Law a Giant "Fuck You" and shoot it the bird, without there being a few consequences for your actions… I'll serve my MEASLY 45 days of jail time and Shut the fuck up, not further damaging my career by being a total bitchy snob and refusing to accept the punishment for my actions."

In her pretty little twisted head, she thinks that she is above everyone else. Well take that Paris. BLA-DOW.

Some may ask, How did paris end up like this? One too many hits of blow at one of her crazy parties? A corrupted mind by a life of endless luxury. 

Perhaps…. Bad Parenting? 

Paris' mother Kathy Hilton is furious her daughter has been given a jail term. She told the USA Today newspap

 

er: "This is pathetic and disgusting, a waste of taxpayers' money with all this nonsense. This is a joke."

The 45-year-old even implied the judge only decided to jail Paris to become famous.

When the judge sentenced the socialite, Kathy laughed out loud and blurted, "May I have your autograph?"
When Judge Michael T Sauer walked into his parish church on Saturday, the day after sentencing Paris, he was greeted by rapturous applause. - Bang Showbiz

 

It's Times like these I'm

proud to be normal. I'm so happy that she is going to jail. I'm literally bubbling over with joy. do you hear me? Bubbling. I hate you so much paris. You are DESTROYING an Entire generation of our youth… 

what don't Believe me? 

proof you ask?

Well take THAT. and THAT and THAT 

Case Closed

I'm Out 

-Andrew "Aleon" Leon