Maxim’s Top Ten Women of 2007

May 16th, 2007 by Andrew Aleon Leon

Maxim has released the hottest women of 2007.

 Here's The list!

1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Jessica Alba
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Christina Aguilera
5. Jessica Biel
6. Ali Larter
7. Eva Mendez
8. Rihanna
9. Eva Longoria
10. Fergie

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1. People's Fascination with this crackwhore'd up redhead never ceases to amaze me. I'll never understand  what sort of alure she has. She's mean, she's ugly, She makes shitty movies… (Herbie's Lovebug anyone?) Why is she number one? Please someone explain it to me. I'm serious. I'm all ears. Leave a comment. I'm DYING to hear someone try to defend her.

   

 

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2. Beautiful, Beautiful, Woman, Radiant skin, Amazing hair, Gentle features, She's just an overall gorgeous person.

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3. Pretty eyes, Nice face, but I'm not sure if she's top ten material. She's sort of bland, unless you Focus on the eyes, absolutely stunning eyes…. 

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4. She once had the label that read something like… "Sure, i'll do a softcore porn, but only if it dosn't interfere with my Stripping schedule which I'm only doing to get through college, Im gonna be a Layer LOLOLOLOL" and suddenly changed over into "Im' a beautiful, classic hollywood type of gal. I dont know when the transition occured… but it did, and she has made a believer out of me. (remember when it was Britney vs Christina.. Brittney fell OFFF) …but i digress.

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 5.Fantastic Cheekbones and Luscious Lips. Shes got a classic beauty look and this spot is well deserved

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 6. Somewhat of a newcomer to any list of hottest women, She's got the whole " im a badass rocker chick who can kick your ass" look. Sexy as hell. If i ever had a dream where i became a biker… she would be my fantasy biker chick. For real.

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 7. Extremely attractive, but what has she done lately? I mean seriously, how many years ago was the Fast and the Furious?

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8. Rihanna is 8? are you freaking kidding me? Sure she's attractive, FOR AN ALIEN, she's the hottest alien i've ever seen. Her Forehead is the size of a Cantaloupe, Her nose looks like she's been a heavyweight boxer for 40 years and her body is completely disproportionate.  She looks like a bobble head. Eight? Maybe eight hundred…. Jesus.

 

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9. I have nothing bad to say about her. She's a classy woman, a decent actress and Tony parker is a lucky, lucky man.

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10. Not Fergaliscious. Not at all…

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One Response

  1. ninja n8

    thats just a bad picture of scarlett cause she’s killing the game! and eva mendes is right there too! HOT gals!

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