Lindsay Lohan pisses me off. For one she's not 21 and she's gotten to do Ten times more coke then i EVER will because she's loaded…. Its become the new trend to sell her out for a quick cash fix… now, her former bodyguard Lee Weaver, Is writing a memoir about his time with Lindsay and even sold a few juicy tidbits to News of the World, which has officially cornered the market on Lindsay Lohan’s drug addiction. Here's Some Lowlights

She had a total death wish and took more drugs and drank more than anyone I’ve met. I lost count of the times I thought she was overdosing and had to carry her out of parties. Every morning I’d breathe a sigh of relief she was still alive.

She used boys for drugs and girls for thrills. I lost count of the women she took back to her Hotel Room fom clubs.

I even saw her try to grope Mariah Carey’s bottom and boobs one night as they danced. One time I went to look for her in a club bathroom and found her in the corner French-kissing a girl.

Nobody was as wild as Lindsay. But Nicole came close. Sometimes Paris Hilton would be there but the most I saw her do was drink and strip. One night Lindsay and Nicole were making trip after trip to the bathroom — she wouldn’t snort in front of me because she knew I’d get mad. But the more wasted they got the less she cared. In the end they carried in a mirror from the bedroom, laid it on the coffee table and emptied a mountain of coke onto it. They went at the stuff with straws, hoovering it all up then piling more on. I tried to tell Lindsay to stop but she just told me it was cool. After ten hours I’d had enough and threatened to throw the mirror out of the window. I had to carry her out to the car.

Bitch is crazy

-Aleon