Britney Spears Does the “washed up” shuffle. Embarrassment Eensues

September 10th, 2007 by Andrew Aleon Leon

So I rode my bike into work this morning…(because that’s what I do) and somebody mentioned the Britney spears fiasco on TV last night.

Sweet. Jesus.

The video is below if you want to take a look, but i could only watch it once. It made me as sad as a single native American shedding a single tear. The bitch

must have been drugged to all holy hell because she looked like crap and she wasn’t dancing so much as shuffling/being drug around the stage by the other dancers.

She was fat.

Get this, she couldn’t even keep her lips along with the tape. SHE WAS LIPSYNCHING AND SHE FAILED AT THAT.

Britney, I Have to ask you…

How hard is your life?

you are paid huge amounts of money to but look pretty and be the media puppet that sells a couple million records. Go to the gym, Take care of your “voice” try not to accidentally kill your children. I think most people can handle that kind of shit. Fuck, look at Christina Aigulara. She is Smokin hot and STILL RELEVANT.

You on the other hand, are not.

this should be a wake-up call.

…. Just Embarassing.

-Andrew Leon

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihH6TpxPcRI]

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